iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via stfuzac)

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.

(via krabwatch)

pyreclaws:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I just fucking punked my friend with this thank you for enriching my life

(via krabwatch)

fake-mermaid:

Could you imagine if facebook and instagram got like a “seen by” note next to your photos and then you’d know who didn’t like ur selfie, i think i’d start hating people more if that happened

(via cumfort)

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

(via cumfort)